100 Reasons I Love My Best Friend (In No Particular Order, Of Course)
100. She cusses like a sailor
99. She has an amazing laugh
98. She loves me like no other
97. She invented the word “loyal”
96. We have tons of inside jokes
95. She doesn’t mind that I am jealous
94. She likes to drink as much as I do
93. She lets me boss her around
92. She never gets tired of me
91. She will listen to my jokes over and over again
90. She will laugh at above jokes like she has never heard them before
89. Her music knowledge can’t be beat
88. She is a super-cool chick
87. She is always up for something fun
86. She is content to sit on my back porch
85. I can trust her to give my kids good advice
84. She likes to stay up late
83. She is willing to take my teenager to concerts
82. She spoils my little one
81. She likes to pretend she is a cat bathing itself
80. She doesn’t know a stranger
79. All of her other friends are rad people
78. She drives a Subaru
77. She is obsessed with bikes
76. She is moody
75. She is fickle
74. She works right next door to me
73. She got me the job I have now
72. When we were at different work places, she would come a long way just to have a smoke with me
71. She has a beautiful soul
70. She likes to talk
69. She makes me laugh a lot
68. We like to gang up on people
67. She’s always on my side
66. We like to argue
65. We like to agree
64. She makes my day brighter
63. She won’t let me wallow in a funk for too long
62. She lets me help her
61. Even after major eye surgery, she has the most beautiful eyes
60. She and I have matching tattoos
59. She took me to get my first tattoo
58. She gives great advice
57. She asks for my advice and then does what she wants to anyway
56. She is feisty
55. She is a fun drunk
54. She is has an amazing dance move she likes to do a lot
53. She will defend the underdog
52. She lets me talk shit about people and doesn’t judge me for it
51. She loves to love people
50. She likes to smoke
49. Yes, even that on occasion
48. We both like brown dogs
47. She likes Jerry Maguire
46. She got me to watch Jerry Maguire
45. She digs Bruce Lee
44. She likes to sing
43. She doesn’t care what other people think
42. She is strong
41. She is confident
40. She is sexy
39. She doesn’t make fun of my Twilight obsession
38. She discovers something new about herself every day
37. She likes to take breaks with me
36. She has an amazing son
35. She is still friends with all but one ex
34. Everyone loves her
33. She likes to drive me around
32. She likes to stay active
31. She loves the summer
30. She wears Capri pants
29. She has an amazing memory
28. She doesn’t hate the fact that I have no memory
27. She will hold my hair when I am throwing up
26. She will buy even when she has no money
25. She likes my husband
24. She is still friends with me after meeting my family
23. She likes my family
22. She loves road trips
21. She will let me talk her in to drinking even if she doesn’t want to
20. She will talk me in to drinking even if I don’t want to
19. She likes to sleep over at my house
18. She actually likes hanging out with my kids
17. She doesn’t mind helping me clean
16. She always wants to help
15. She gets her feelings hurt if you don’t let her help
14. She is sensitive
13. She enjoys being around people
12. We are constantly trying to think of ways to spend more time together
11. We occasionally both call in sick and sit around watching bad tv
10. We can pretty much talk each other in to anything
9. She has crazy mad skills with the gentlemen
8. She believes in the goodness of people
7. She has the cutest shoe collection ever
6. We both start to panic if a phone call or text message goes unanswered
5. She is just as co-dependent as I am
4. She lets me make jokes about her being short
3. She makes a great Chai latte
2. She has never let me down
1. We understand each other even when no one else can